วันเสาร์ที่ 11 กุมภาพันธ์ พ.ศ. 2555

Boring Tweets - Top 10

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Do some tweets just put you to sleep? I know 140 characters is a wee limiting, but maybe we should tell some people that their tweets are just boring. The type of boring that makes you say, "Buehler...... Buehler." So, here is my list of 10 tweet types that need to go away. I tell you this for your own sake and every person else's sanity.

10. "I am so busy today." Really? Really? You are busy and tweeting on Twitter.

9. I do not need to know when you go to sleep or eat. It is not one of those life-altering things that you just one day wake up and say, "oh wait I learned how to eat today." If this is the first time you have ever fallen asleep then there might be some other things that are bothering you also the lack of sleep.

8. Do not put in a commentary that leaves out half of the sentence without any indication of you persisting that opinion in your next tweet. It is annoying and you are a

7. Dude! Spell Check should be a breeze on Twitter, so wnat you to know that it is only 140 charctars. In America, we have had the luxury of getting a world class education. Please use it!

6. Random! On the planet earth sheep graze on the grass. Thank you to the random comments that make me want to reply with a "What" just to embarrass you in front of your followers. Use this as a guideline. If it you can not clearly impart an idea in 1 sentence, and on the covering two sentences do not share.

5. Posts about why you should use Twitter. That is like showing the Moviefone commercials at the movie theater. Just a bit too late. Now, if you were to say that Twitter was great on Facebook, or Facebook was great on Twitter you would be ok, because there are some people on each aid that do not use the other service.

4. Do not offend the Twitter gods. Ok, so maybe they are not gods, but the people at Twitter can kill your list faster than you can say Retweet if you bash the site repeatedly.

3. Inside jokes in front of every person are no longer private, inside, or even funny. In fact the ones that might be insulting to one of your friends or contacts should be avoided altogether.

2. That reminds me. Do Not belittle other people, organizations, governments, ideas, etc. When you belittle people on Twitter you do not lower the company. You also lower yourself without knowing it.

1. Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, and Me. If you are as angry at this sentence as I am at self-centered tweeters than you understand where I am going. Every record I write about Twitter, in some way, shape, or form tells people that they need to create a two way relationship. If you do not care about them, then they will not care about you. That pretty much sums up the list here. The rest of the information was just assuredly fun to go straight through the quirks of the Me people along the way.

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